Michael Phelps has won the Olympics. Not just swimming events -- Michael Phelps has won the entire Olympic games (even badminton).
OK, maybe he didn't win badminton, but his accomplishments are still outstanding. However, Phelps has yet to best man's real competition in the water. That's right -- it's time to take on sea life.
FACT: Michael Phelps swims at approximately 6 mph.
FACT: Dolphins can swim up to 33 mph.
CONCLUSION: There are still hurdles to be cleared, Mr. Phelps (though we're pretty sure he won the gold in the 100m hurdles as well). 
Enjoy your victories while you can, because if dolphins have their way, they'll be waiting to see you in 2012 with Team Atlantis tattoos on their backs.
Friday, August 29, 2008
Michael Phelps Wins Olympics, Still Can't Beat Dolphins
Posted by Nik English at 3:33 PM
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3 comments:
Way to go Phelps!
My money is on the Dolphins. At least until they get that super villian mutation from Root of All Evil worked out....
Nice post. It was quite an accomplishment. But I go with Lena and beat on the dolphins.
Love, Dad
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