Friday, May 25, 2007

Super Hero Lover

I thought this was funny...just because one of Lenas favorite heroes is Wanda!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Go Jazz!

Regular Season Record: 51-31
Round 1

Playoff Series
Game 5: Tuesday 10:30ET TNT
Jazz vs. Warriors

Maybe I should wait till the end of the game tonight to post, but, I have just loved watching the jazz in the playoffs. If always seems like when there is nothing really going on in sports one of our Utah teams will come out of obsurity and show us that we can be proud to be a Utah fan.

The Utes got to the fiesta bowl. The Jazz kick but in the playoffs. It makes me proud to say GO UTAH!

Sorry this was a bit of a random post. But I had to show my love!

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Time Me

11 years ago:
I was working at Cub Country up the canyon.
I had a super crush on Shayla.
I rode my bike up the canyon everyday.
I bought my mini cross bow.

6 years ago:
I was half way through my mission in Santiago Chile.
I weighed the most I have ever weighed in my life.
I was the Zone Leader to 12 sister missionaries.

2 years ago:
My mustang was near totaled from a car accident.
I was homeless. ( the Christ child was...)
Just got home from last Encore Tour.

Yesterday I:
I worked at MacDocs, it was the first time I have closed by myself.
I went to Nates and watched the Jazz game.
I also went to Arctic Circle and got taco salad.

Today I:
Got of work early.
Went to my brother in law, Jeff's 14th birthday party.
prepared for my wifes graduation.
Watched the Marx Brothers.

Tomorrow I will:
Eat BBQ.
Got to Lena's graduation.
Party like its 1999.
I will visit a friend in from Nashville, hopefully.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Strange News!

Tylenol has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.