We live in a world that is just too sad. A Pepsi guy drinking a Coke, what is the world coming to. We live in a world with no loyalty. Sports stars, company CEO's and customers. It is almost like we dont care about anything or anyone but ourselves. Everyone hates Walmart but yet everyone shops there. Now I understand the it is cheaper so we are forced to shop there. I just needed to vent for a moment.
Monday, December 18, 2006
Posted by Nik English at 2:50 PM 4 comments
Monday, November 27, 2006
This is one of the Funniest Telemarketing Pranks I have ever heard. Courtesy of Bob & Tom.
Copy and Paste the link. I have not figured out how to post links yet.
http://joshualowry.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c225203796f21900c2252ab8c18e1d.html
Posted by Nik English at 11:16 AM 2 comments
Thursday, November 09, 2006
I thought this was a funny story. I don't know if it is appropriate but I liked it. It reminds me of the joke in deperado.
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
Posted by Nik English at 2:36 PM 4 comments
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
I was surfing the web and I came across this fantastic artwork from a 1967 game of Battleship.
While traditionally considered a 2-player game, it turns out Battleship was meant to be enjoyed by 4 people.
As long as 2 of them were women and they were in the kitchen scrubbing pots.
Look how happy these little ladies are, navigating the soapy seas! It takes a special gal to captain the finest ship in the fleet: the S.S. Sponge.
Posted by Nik English at 9:13 AM 5 comments
Friday, September 15, 2006
Well...I have been sucked into the blogger. Yes, I have friends and family that are on this sight and because I want to post comments. I have created my own blog. Anyway a little about me. Well my name is Nik and I just was recently married to a beauiful red-headed angel named Lena. Anyway we will see what develops here. Enjoy.
Posted by Nik English at 8:37 AM 2 comments