Monday, July 21, 2008

Joke of the Week....

A Texas Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.

The old rancher said, Okay, but don't go in that field over there.

The Water representative said, Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered.

Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?

The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores.

Later, the old rancher heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for the fence and close behind was the rancher's bull.

The bull was gaining on the Water Rep with every step.

The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....Your card! Show him your card!!

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Cleanse your Sins away!

this is just silly! I would not want a holy old man rubbing up against my naked body...

Friday, July 11, 2008

Funny thing happened on the way to the Forum....

Sometime in the last week there was a very interesting woman that came in to the store. She was very dolled up for a 65+ year old woman. You know the kind that is still trying to look young by putting on a lot of make up and wear a lot of jewelry. She was the typical millionaires wife from Park City. We deal a lot with yuppies from Park City that think they own the world and we should be able to fix there problem right now....mainly because they believe they are entitled to anything they think should happen. This woman was no different. We are always really nice and try to help them understand what they can expect from us. But sometimes you just want to slap them across the face and say. "Look here senorita, you will get the same service as everyone else that comes in that door." Needless to say she was not happy with the fact it would take 1-2 days to diagnosis her computer. She decided to make and onsite appointment for someone to come to her house and fix the problem. This is the type of house call no one ever wants to go to, very demanding and unreasonable. Well Russ was the lucky winner. When he came back he had some interesting stories to tell. She had a huge wall of pictures and things she has done in her life. The one he started right of the bat was she was Playmate of the Month June 1959....WHAAAAAAAAAAT???? That was just funny to me. What a small world. She also was in the old 1960's Batman TV Series with Adam West. WHAAAATTTTT? Once I found that out I found the episodes she was in and knew exactly who she was. She was also on Bewitched. Russ said she was very nice and he was really surprised about that. One of the best is that she was in the movie The Brain That Wouldn't Die. There is a MST3k about this movie...and it is a big joke in our family. AWESOME!!! She married a Oil Tycoon here in Utah and he has since passed. But we had a little celebrity come into the store. She was not very nice to us....but still pretty funny. I will post pictures but not names...if you want to look up a name you can Google any of the info...

Monday, July 07, 2008

Lena Posted this without Telling me

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Free genealogy websites - Free genealogy

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Mission Impossible

As most of you know I work at a local apple reseller. iPods are gold to most hoodlems. They are easy to move and there are millions of them all over the place so they are hard to track.

Well yesterday our Orem location got robbed. This is not the first time this has happened. About every year someone smashes the windows, runs in, hears how F***ing loud the alarm is and takes maybe one or two things and runs out.

Well this was not the case yesterday. This was like a freaking Mission Impossible heist. They cut the glass really low on the window and crawled under the sensors. The man must have been a really skinny batch and went to the back room and cut just the right wire to turn off the alarm which never went off. Then they proceeded to put anything they could fit in the small hole they cut and take it away. Needless to say they took all the laptops, including demos....and ipods....We got lucky they could not put all the computers through the hole or we would have gotten cleaned out.

So in the end....we have decided to close the Orem location. We were planning on moving it to American Fork any way. So this was just an excuse to do it a little earlier than planned.